a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every morning
the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts "Praise the Lord!"
The atheist yells back, "There is no God". She does this every morning
with the same result. As time goes on the lady runs into financial difficulties
and has trouble buying food. She goes out onto the porch and asks God
for help with groceries, then says "Praise the Lord". The next morning
she goes out onto the porch and there's the groceries she's asked for,
of course she says "Praise the Lord". The atheist jumps out from behind
a bush and says, "Ha, I bought those groceries - there is no God". The
lady looks at him and smiles, she shouts "Praise the Lord, not only did
you provide for me Lord, you made Satan pay for the groceries!!" - Ed
to be constantly reminded that my ego is not my amigo!
bad things that are done to you in sand, but write the good things that
happen to you on a piece of marble.
happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish
your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait
to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out - and you can't wait
to come home, because the soup is hot. -George Burns (Becci W.)
in improving ourselves cuts down on time wasted in disapproving of others.
words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. -Robert
I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am
a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal.
poem was written by Mother Teresa and is engraved on the wall of her
Home for Children in Calcutta.
are like men who have lost their legs; they never grow new ones. Neither
does there appear to be any kind of treatment which will make alcoholics
of our kind like other men. We have tried every imaginable remedy. In
some instances there has been brief recovery, followed always by a still
worse relapse. Physicians who are familiar with alcoholism agree there
is no such thing as making a normal drinker out of an alcoholic. Science
may one day accomplish this, but it hasn't done so yet"
If I could just see reality coming then I could step out of the way.